👀🌬️ Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🍏🚀 Apple just dropped the thinnest iPhone ever: introducing the iPhone Air, aka the phone for people who want to make phone calls through a piece of paper! 😱✂️ We’re talking 5.6mm thick—thinner than your hopes and dreams! This sleek beauty boasts a 6.5-inch ProMotion display that's so smooth it’s like butter on a summer day. 🧈☀️ With a whopping 120Hz refresh rate and 3000 nits of brightness, it’ll probably blind you before you can even say “You still use a charger?” ⚡️💀 Powered by the A19 Pro chip (which we're pretty sure stands for "Absolutely 19% of your paycheck"), this device can also hi-five the C1x modem, making everything feel twice as fast, while your Wi-Fi still feels like a dial-up connection...no cap! 📞💨 And yes, it’s all eSIM, so you can say goodbye to your SIM card like you said goodbye to your summer body. 🥴🏃‍♂️ The dual 48-megapixel camera guarantees you’ll still look good while crying about rent, and Center Stage means all your friends can join your Zoom breakdowns! 🎥🥳 🔥🔥 INCOMING PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will release a NEW model that folds itself. It’ll be the first iPhone that can also serve as a napkin! 🥴💸💔 #iPhoneAir #Stonks #ThisIsFine