🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Turns PS VR2 Controllers Into iGold! 🍏🚨 So, you thought Apple was done making you choose between a kidney and their overpriced tech? Nah fam, they’re back with another cap move! 🤡 🔥 Straight outta Cupertino, Apple is dropping PS VR2 Sense controllers FOR $250! Yes, you can now be the proud owner of fancy sticks that still need a $3,499 Vision Pro just to breathe! 🤯💸 But wait—what does this mean for gamers? Basically, you get to wave around fancy sticks while your bank account cries like a baby on a flight. 🤭💀 Apple claims these bad boys will “open the door to more immersive gameplay.” (Translation: Your wallet's just taking a different flight, bro! ✈️💔) Some imaginary dev once said, "If we can't make all the money from the headset, let's at least steal your lunch money with the controllers!" 😂 Also, I bet Tim Cook is at a “Launch Party” doing Drake’s “Look What You Made Me Do” dance when he realized people will counter-buy the controllers to flex on their friends. Based or cringe? You decide! 🤔💀 🚀 So my hot take? In 2025, we’ll be using these controllers to interact with a virtual world where the only currency is Apple Gift Cards. Don’t sleep on this! 🍏💰