🚨🔥 BREAKING: Apple just yanked us from the comfy void of boredom and dropped a casting tape for Ms. Casey that’s hotter than a MacBook in a sauna! 🍏💀 In a chilling twist that even the writers of *Severance* can’t comprehend, we got a sneak peek at Dichen Lachman auditioning for Ms. Casey. 👀🎬 Can you say "fan service"? More like "cringe service," amirite? 🤡 Imagine this convo at Apple HQ: **Developer 1:** “Should we drop actual new content for *Severance*?” **Developer 2:** “Nah, let’s throw a casting tape at the wall & see what sticks!” 🧠💥 Hey, Apple, we get it, you’re trying to keep us entertained while we await season 3 like we're fiending for that sweet, sweet content fix! But bruh, we’re not here for casting tape nostalgia! Meanwhile, the τσάρϕ jumper wears on those high-tier stonks and investment bankers are out here seething while watching *Severance* because their lives are literally divided like a split-screen. This is fine. 😅💸 Calling it now: *Severance* Season 3, alternative ending where Ms. Casey finds a portal to a *Jurassic Park* crossover and becomes T-Rex's lawyer. 💥👩‍⚖️ Dinosaur rights activists unite! In conclusion, share this instant meme chaos fest, or Ms. Casey will haunt your Apple Watch! 🚀💌