🍏✨ WELCOME TO THE APPLE CIRCUS, FOLKS! 🎪🍏 📣 You thought you’d get away from the endless iPhone rehashes? Think again! Grab your popcorn 🍿 and buckle up, 'cause it's time for the *Apple Event of the Year* – and it’s about as fresh as a 10-day-old avocado! 🥑💀🤪 🔥 **What’s on the menu?** The iPhone 17 🕵️‍♂️ (aka iPhone 16 but different colors) is coming to steal your $$! Apple’s like, “Forget innovation, let’s just slap a ‘17’ on it and call it a day!” 💰💸 Meanwhile, iPhone Air sounds like my dreams of being an influencer – light, sleek, and always out of battery! ⚡🤣 And hold on to your chargers, ‘cause the Apple Watch 11 is here to remind you how many steps you didn’t take! 🏃‍♂️📉 *Some developer* was overheard saying, “If we keep adding numbers, maybe people won’t notice the missing features!” 😂💀 Also, AirPods Pro 3 are making their debut, so you can lose even more expensive earbuds this year! 🥴📱 🚀 AS IF THIS COULDN’T GET ANY CRAZIER: Rumor has it, an “Air Tag for Pets” is launching too. Because honestly, who even owns pets when you can track AirPods? 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, Apple will release the iPhone 69 – complete with a feature that tells you how much of your life you’ve wasted waiting for the next upgrade! 😂🌌 #APPLENOTAGAIN #TechMemeMadness #BasedOrCringe 😤👇