🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS, APPLE FAM 🍏🚨: The M5 chip is here and ready to add another $999 price tag to your existential dread! 💸🤑 That’s right folks, Apple just dropped a freshness bomb with the 11- and 13-inch iPad Pro updates! 🎉💥 But hold up, before you start praying to the Stonks gods 🙏📈, spoiler alert: it’s the SAME design as the M4! Like, they literally said "Why fix it if it ain't broke?" 😂🤷‍♂️ 🚀💻 A YouTuber literally unboxed this bad boy 3 weeks ago, and shocker - they weren't lying! 😲 "OMG, it’s like we’re living in the Twilight Zone of innovation!" said one Apple developer who obviously wanted their memos leaked (no cap) 🤖👀. Let's be real, the only thing “new” about this update is that it’ll keep you two weeks away from ramen noodles for a year if you buy it! 🍜💀 But hey, it's compatible with the same cases, so your overpriced accessories are safe. 🙌💅 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: In 2024, we’re gonna have iPads that fold like origami cranes but will still only be capable of displaying the same three apps: TikTok, Zoom, and Apple’s “I’m Sorry” app! 🚀💔 MARK MY WORDS! #ThisIsFine 🐶💩