🚨 🍏 APPLE JUST UNLEASHED THE iPHONE 17: ARE WE ALL READY TO BE MIND-SLAPPED? 🍏🚨 So, like, Apple just dropped their “Awe Dropping” event and it was more dramatic than my last breakup, fr fr. 🤡💔 Let’s break it down: 📱 iPhone 17: **15% thinner than my patience when waiting for my coffee!** It’s so thin, it might just float away into the multiverse, no cap. And I’m pretty sure it comes with a new feature: “What’s Your Actual Purpose?” 🔥 ⌚ Apple Watch 11: Let’s be honest, do any of us even need a watch to tell time? I can just check my phone for that — that’s like asking for an extra slice of “why tho” pizza! 🍕🤖 🎧 AirPods Pro 3: Now with **"Noise Cancellation 9000"** so you can ignore your real-life responsibilities! 🙈💼💸 Is it just me, or did these manufacturers get their inspiration from the “This is fine” meme? 😂 💬 Leaked dev quote: “We keep making these things thinner, and I’m starting to worry they’ll vanish like my hopes and dreams!” - Anonymous Apple Dev 😱 And here’s my totally based prediction: by 2030, the iPhone will be just a chip embedded in your brain, and we’ll be buying accessories like AirPods 50D to keep our thoughts from echoing! 🧠🔊💰 LET'S GO! 🚀🥳 Now, who's saving up for the new "it's the same thing but different" hype? 🤣👀 Share this with your squad!