🚨📱🍏 BREAKING: Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 lineup and iPhone Air, and guess what?! They’re packing some spicy new feature called **Memory Integrity Enforcement**! 🤖💀 Sounds fancy, right? Like something from a sci-fi movie where the robots take over but they're also really really careful with your personal data. 😂🤖 So, what’s Memory Integrity Enforcement? In layman's terms, it's like Apple slapped a security blanket on your device and knitted it with hate for spyware developers. 🤬🧶 “Listen, spies, we see you lurking! That little hack you were trying? *NOPE.*” 🍏🚫 This is basically Apple saying, “We’re out here flexing while you’re out there seething” 💪🔥. Remember when your mom told you to not open sketchy links? Well, thanks to Apple, that’s basically a whispered prayer to the tech gods now. 🤲💸 Leaked dev quote: “We just made it really hard for the bad guys... so they’ll be crying in the corner while we’re raking in the stonks.” 🤑📈 Final prediction: By 2025, every iPhone will come with an “anti-spy” mode that plays Taylor Swift's “Shake It Off” whenever spyware is detected. This is it, folks—Apple is lowkey turning into the Avengers of smartphones! 🚀💥