🎉💤 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a new "Dynamic Power Adapter" and I can already hear the sound of wallets opening and dreams crashing!💸🔥 #iPhone17 💀💀 Yo, fam, this 40W charging monster is apparently gonna power your iPhone from 0 to 100 faster than your ex ghosting you after a night out! 🚀💨 But let's be real, it’s just a fancy way of saying "give us more money for something that’s not EVEN included in the box!" 😹💔 **Apple Developer Quote (leaked)**: "This new adapter is like a fine wine... expensive and nobody really understands why they need it." 🍷🤡 Bro, it's so cringe 🤦‍♂️ that they didn’t even mention it during the keynote! They had to slip it in like their product managers were sneaking a last-minute meme into their quarterly report. Stonks? More like *sto-nks* for Apple. 📈👀 Drake pointing down to the “Dynamic Power Adapter” like “Are you sipping on the overpriced juice again?” 😭👎 💫🔥 PREDICTION: The next big thing? Apple will release a "Dynamic Air" just for charging your dreams. No cap, fr fr. This is fine. All aboard the hype train to Bankruptcy Station! 🚂🚧💰