🚨🔒 BREAKING NEWS: YOUR iPHONE MAY BE SPYING ON YOU! 📱🔍 So, check this out fam – Apple just hit us with a "backport" like it's Black Friday and they just found a hidden stash of AirPods! 🤯💳💥 They patched some serious snoopery 🕵️‍♂️ that goes by the name of CVE-2025-43300! Sounds like a new Transformer, but nah fam, this one corrupts your memory like that time you forgot your best friend’s birthday. 🤭💔 🖼️🔥 Apparently, this sneaky flaw hung out in the ImageIO component, letting hackers turn your harmless selfies into malware-infused nightmares! You thought you were just sending a cute pic of your dog? Nah, it’s more like “Here’s my dog AND my bank account info!” 🐶💸💀 An Apple dev was overheard saying, “We knew it was bad when the spyware started DMing users like, ‘Hey, I got your data… wanna collab?’” 🤖🥴 But let’s be real, this all sounds like a bad episode of *Black Mirror* – the episode where we all get bested by our devices. 😂📺 🔥💀 Prediction: By 2026, Apple’s gonna release “iSpy” as a new model, and we’ll be buying it like, “Stonks!” 📈💰 Keep your tinfoil hats on, because we’re headed straight into the Chaosverse! 🤡💥 #iSpy #CringeTech