🚨BREAKING: 🍏 Apple just dropped an AI chatbot, but plot twist—it’s for their retail employees? Y’all ready for some primo cringe? 🤡💀 Listen up, fam: while everyone and their grandma’s dog is pouring 💰 into customer-facing AI that ACTUALLY helps regular folks, Tim Cook is like, “Nah, let’s give our mall cops some snazzy tech!” 😅🔥 **Leaked developer quote alert!** 🤖💬 “Hey, why help customers when we can make sure our retail staff have a *great* time pretending? 🤷‍♂️ #Cope 😂” Like, this is the equivalent of getting a spruced-up flip phone while your neighbors are out there flexing with the latest iPhone 🚀. Stonks? More like bonks! 📉🗑️ Drake’s pointing meme: “Apple fans watching this AI go to waste” ➡️🤦‍♂️. Meanwhile, Samsung and Google are flexing AI like it's the next Olympic sport! 🥇 But hey, let’s be real—this is Apple’s master plan to create the world’s first chatbot that gives you the silent treatment. 🤐 Get ready to tell your iPhone 17 to “take a hike” while you chat with a robot that 90% believes in its own hype. 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION: Apple’s gonna drop a “real” consumer chatbot in the iPhone 18, powered by the tear-soaked dreams of every retail worker! 💀💥 Share if you think this is the hottest take since TikTok invented avocado toast! 🍞🥑