🚨🔊 HOLD THE PHONE, FAM! Apple just dropped the *AirPods Pro 3* and it’s like they took a time machine and slapped a heart-rate monitor on it! 💔👽 Gonna need those for when I hear the price: $249!!! 💸💀 I mean, no cap, my wallet just went into cardiac arrest. These bad boys are boosted with **2x Active Noise Cancellation (ANC)**—that's right, you can block out your toxic ex AND the sound of your bank account crying 💔🔇. But wait, there’s more! LIVE translation? Who needs Duolingo anymore when your AirPods are basically unlicensed translators? 🤯🗣️🇲🇽 Imagine the convo: 👨‍💻 Developer: "So we added a heart-rate monitor." 👩‍🔧 Developer 2: “Bro, they just wanna flex on Tinder now.” 👨‍💻 Developer: “Nah, they wanna see how fast their heart races when they realize they just paid for overpriced earbuds!” 😂🔥 And let’s be real: they look just different enough from the Pro 2 that your friends won’t question your purchase. 🤷‍♂️🤓 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Apple will launch AirPods Pro 4 that can literally read your mind. 🧠💸 So strap in, and let’s ride this stonk rocket to the future! 🚀📈 #ThisIsFine #AirPodsPro3