🍏🏎️ Hold onto your hats, fam! Apple just dropped a racing movie that’s about to shift gears from snooze-fest to certifiable meme gold! 🎬💥 So apparently, while we were all vibing in the cringe corner, Apple was secretly plotting a cinematic explosion. 🤯🍿 Developer Tim “Can’t Keep His Hands Off New Tech” Cook was heard saying, “We’re just one iPhone away from winning an Oscar.” Like, bro, this ain't the Fast & Furious franchise, it's more like “Slow & Steady Wins the Race.” 🚗💨💤 Just imagine that iconic Drake “hotline bling” look when someone told him “Apple is making a racing movie” - like, fr fr, 🤨 that’s the most ill-timed drop since that meme of the guy in his room screaming while the world burns. 😱🔥 And if you think a film about Apple cars is gonna be anything more than *crickets* and *iPads falling off shelves*, think again! This is the peak of the “Maximalist Tech Craze” where stonks 📈 only go up when you slap an Apple logo on it. But hey, I've got a hot take: Next summer, Apple will announce they’ve partnered with NASA to launch an iCar into orbit - to keep up with the competition, duh! 🚀📉 Feel free to roast me if you see it first! Time to crank this baby up to 11! 💪🎉💰 #ApplePaceCar 💥