🚨🍏 BREAKING: APPLE JUST MURDERED YOUR MONDAY WITH A NEW LOGO! 🍏🚨 Forget the new iPhone, stop the presses! The REAL news today is that Apple has dropped a brand spankin’ new logo for Apple One! 🎉🎨 It's so cool, people are actually considering canceling their Netflix subscriptions for it (no cap, fr fr). Why? Because if your logo doesn’t slap harder than an annoyed cat video, did you even launch? 😼🔥 They went all retro—think 90s throwback vibes with the flair of "I still use MySpace." They said it’s a callback to a "classic era." Classic? More like "yikes, we were all wearing low-rise jeans and that's CHILLY." 🚀😅 Leaked dev quote: “We realized people care more about logos than features. Who needs charging fast when your logo is a total vibe?” 😳💀 Drake pointing meme: Us pointing at cool logos vs. Apple caring about usability. Let’s be real. If you’re aligning your tech life around a brand logo, you’ve officially peaked in cringe territory. This is fine! But get ready—my completely unhinged prediction? The next Apple event will feature a new smell: “Eau de iOS7 nostalgia,” and it’ll be the hottest trend of 2024! 🌌💰 Stonks will fly, and Apple will charge you $999 to waft it through your vents! Get in line, losers! 🚶‍♂️🔥 #MemeApple #LogoGoals #TechChungaMunga