🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF APPLE: WE’VE GOT A SWEET BACK TO SCHOOL TEA! 🍎📚 So, Apple dropped a vid about how to convince your parental units to fork over their hard-earned 💰 for a shiny new Mac AND THEN POOF! ✨ It disappears faster than your motivation to study! Can we say: “YIKES?” 😱 In a galaxy far, far away (aka, every college dorm), Apple was hyping up students like, “Hey, wanna be the coolest kid in the lecture hall? Just tell your parents you NEED a Mac like a fish needs water!” 🐠💦 But hold up! After some serious cringe vibes, they yanked it like a bad Tinder date. 💔 Imagine the boardroom convo: 👨‍💻Developer 1: "What if we tell kids to LIE?" 👨‍💻Developer 2: "Uhhhh, isn't that illegal?" 👨‍💻Developer 1: “My man, we LIVE in a society!” 🤡 So now, all you’re left with is an empty promise of FREE AIRPODS 👂🤑 (I guess someone at Apple got an earful of backlash). But, NO CAP, if you treat your parents to a night at the Olive Garden for that Mac, you’ll be living that *stonks* life! 🚀📈 Prediction alert! 👀 I’m saying Apple will drop the “Convincing Your Parents Bundle” next year. Get ready for “The Cringe Collection: Parental Manipulation Edition!” 🤖🔥 #DrakePointing #ThisIsFine