🚨 BREAKING: Apple Just Reinvented the Wheel... I Mean, Charger 🚨💡🤡 Gather around, fam, because Apple just dropped a bombshell on us with their new 🔥 **40W Dynamic Power Adapter** 🥳—the world’s first charger to sport the USB PD 3.2 AVS protocol. Yep, that’s right, you heard it here first: **AVS stands for Adjustable Voltage Supply.** Sounds fancy, right? But ya girl still can't believe that "adjustable" is the *big deal* here! 🤦‍♂️💀 Let’s break down the tech wizardry ✨: It’s like if the iPhone charger and a smart home thermostat had a baby but forgot to tell you how to use it. 🔄🔌 This little device is designed to give you *more precise* voltage access—basically, it’s like a Tinder date that actually respects boundaries! 😂🔥💔 In a totally *not* staged leak, one developer was quoted saying, “We just replaced power levels with vague terms like ‘dynamic’ to justify charging your phone at the speed of smell because, you know, Apple.” 💸💀 So, what does this all mean for you? 🤔 A 40W charger that promises to pull off witchcraft ⚡️ while adapting like a chameleon 🦎—but let’s be real, it’s still an excuse to charge $80 for what could’ve been free in the box! **Hot Take:** 🚀 In 2030, chargers will be sold separately with the *actual* iPhone going for $5,000 just to keep the meme alive! Stonks, baby! 📈💰