🌟🚨 INCOMING APPLE SNORE-A-THON! 🚨🌟 Did you hear the news? Apple is dropping TWO new iPhones this year! 🍏📱 But wait... 🥱 They’re basically twins! Meet the iPhone 17 Air and the iPhone 16e — the only thing different is one’s a diet version and the other’s a fancy-schmancy high-tech snack! 💁‍♂️🍎 Cue the “just one more thing” meme, and LMAO at the idea of Apple devs saying: "Dude, what if we just recycled last year's model and added a slightly better camera? 😈💰" Like, fr fr, is that the best we can do in 2023? Coping vibes only 🥴. These new models are about as groundbreaking as a cardboard box, with features so similar they should just merge into a single iPhone 16.5, and let us name it “The Overpriced Brick”! 🤡💸 *Drake pointing meme* to Samsung for actually trying to innovate. But let’s be real, in 2024 we’re all just gonna get iPhones implanted in our skulls anyway, right? 🤖💀 Mark my words: the next big iPhone feature will be reading your mind. That’s *STONKS* if I ever heard it! 🚀🔥