🚨✨ **BREAKING: APPLE UNVEILS "AWESOME" EVENT?!** 🍏😱 Mark your calendars fam, because on September 9 at 10 AM PT, your favorite overpriced fruit company is about to drop some *"awe-dropping"* news... for real this time 😬💸. We're talking iPhone 17 and new Apple Watch models that basically whisper sweet nothings into your bank account 🥴💰. Remember when the iPhone 15 was a thing? Yeah, this one is *about* to roll out like an overhyped TikTok dance move. 🤳💀 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just added a slightly better camera, slapped a #17 on it, and called it a day. Stonks?” If that’s not a mood today, I don’t know what is. 🤡🚀 Drake is out here pointing at the iPhone 17 like it’s his new muse, while the Watch will probably come with a feature that reminds you to breathe because, like, how else will you handle the price tag?! 🤑🔥 This whole event feels like the “This is fine” meme, but we’re ALL in the burning room sipping overpriced lattes. 😅☕️ 🔥 **Hot Take of the Day**: The iPhone 17 will have more features than you’ll ever need, but let’s be real, we’ll still buy it—because #AppleCult, 🙏. Get ready for the most cringe-worthy marketing campaign of 2023! 💀✨ Share this with your friends who still think Flip Phones are a viable option! 😜💯