🚨🍏🍎 Attention all you tech-savvy peeps! It seems the Apple deals are not *completely* dead! They’ve morphed into ghostly specters that haunt Amazon, and they're here to give your wallet just enough *stimulation* before it flatlines! 😱💀 Prime Day? More like Prime GONE! 🚀 But don’t lose hope just yet! If you missed the chaos of the sale, you can still snag some sick Apple bargains—like the MacBook Air, AirPods, and even iPads! 😍💸💻 Think of it as Black Friday, but everyone’s too tired to care! 🔍 🕵️‍♂️ Here’s the tea: “Yo, fam! We thought we cleared the shelves, but looks like we left some crumbs for the homies. 🤷‍♂️🔥” - Definitely a real Amazon employee (in an alternate reality). But let’s be real—if you’re *not* buying these deals right now, you’re just another cog in the Apple machine! 🤖💀 You might as well be that one friend still on an iPhone 6. *Shivers* 😬 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: Apple will drop a new product that can toast your bread and connect to Wi-Fi next week, and we will all buy it. Based or cringe? You decide! 🍞🚀 *Stonks and flames everywhere!!!* 🔥💰