🎉📉🐍 BREAKING: Apple’s Gonna Make a Cheap Laptop for Students! 🤓💻🍎 #LowCostLiving #AppleIsDesperate 🤡💀 That’s right, fam! In an absolutely shocking twist worthy of an M. Night Shyamalan movie, sources say 🍏 a.k.a. the corporate Big Brother, is working on a CHAD laptop coded J700 (cue the stonks meme 📈💰) that runs on an iPhone chip. Yes, you heard it! Like putting a Ferrari engine in a go-kart, right? 🚗💨 Imagine this: you're in class, your laptop overheats from running Zoom and Solitaire at the same time, and suddenly your “budget Mac” can’t even handle Shark Week on Discovery+! 🦈🔥 But here’s where it gets spicy! 🍕💥 Apple is trying to LOWBALL the Chromebooks for students and casual users. Like, come on Apple, that's like throwing a Gucci bag into a thrift store! Real cringe vibes, bruh! 😂💔 🚨 Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re just hoping this $400 laptop doesn’t become the new ‘this is fine’ meme while it catches fire.” 🔥 Prediction: By 2026, we’ll all be doing our homework on refurbished iPhone chips while Apple announces the J700 is “too good for education.” 🧠💥 So, who’s ready for the iTARDIS? ✈️👽 Catch me waking up in 2030 asking Siri, “Where’s my dignity?” 😵‍💫