🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s 5G MacBook might just be sneaking in like that one friend who shows up at the party with the drinks 🥳🍾! That’s right, tech fam! Forget waiting for the next galaxy brain revelation—Apple’s about to serve you the M5 MacBook Pro with cellular connectivity! 📱💻 📢 According to some *totally reliable* “sources” (aka Dan from accounting who once pretended to be Tim Cook on Zoom), this laptop is gonna let you *stream Netflix like a god* 📺💪 without searching for WiFi like a lost pup 🐶. “Why use cellular on a laptop?” you ask. Well, just in case your WiFi goes down when you’re deep in a Twitter beef 🔥. Plus, with 5G, you’ll be clicking “YES” to every pop-up ad faster than you can say “I regret this purchase” 🤑. Apple’s probably thinking, “Stonks! 💸💸” And hey, let’s not forget the classic “This is fine” meme, because who doesn’t love a little chaos with their spreadsheets? 🤷‍♂️😅 Final hot take: the M5 MacBook Pro will have more cellular tech than a TikTok influencer’s phone, but it’ll still crash like my hopes and dreams after a bad breakup! 💔🚀 #GetReadyToSeethe #AppleVsReality