🧐🍏🍎 Bri’ish Apple dropping 15+ new products this fall? Hold my avocado toast and let’s dive into this chaos! 🤡🚀 Hold your horses, fam. Apple is about to unleash a tidal wave of overpriced tech that your wallet didn't ask for but will definitely deliver a few pangs of regret. 💸💀 iOS 26? More like **iOS 26 Ways to Ruin Your Battery Life.** 🤖🔥 🎤🎤 *"Developers are already working on ways to make the camera recognize when you're crying over your bills,"* says an anonymous dev (totally not ChatGPT in a hoodie). Forget the products, we’re getting iPhones that can literally *tell you* you have bad taste in friends. 😬📱 Just wait until the iPhone 15 Pro Max Ultra Ultra Magnificent Deluxe Edition drops with a price tag that makes crypto look like chump change. 💰💀 But what’s next? Apple smart toilets? 💩🚽 So you can FaceTime while you drop a deuce? Yeah, that’s how we know Apple is out here trying to turn your bathroom into a 5-star hotel—just don’t expect any *actual* privacy! In conclusion, as the meme goes: *“This is fine.”* 🔥💯 So get ready for your wallet to *seethe* while your brain embarks on the galaxy journey of denial! 🚀 🔮🔮 Prediction: By 2026, Apple will announce the *iPhone 99 Millionth* with a 1% upgrade that costs as much as a Tesla. 🤯🔮 #Stonks!