📱🔥💰 ALARM BELLS! Apple just slapped us with another lineup of iPhones 🤡💀 and guess what? The iPhone 17 is about to become a financial black hole that even Thanos would blink at 👀💸! You thought the last one was pricey? NO CAP, this one’s gonna have us all screaming “why do I have to sell my kidney for a phone?” 🤦‍♂️💀 Rumor has it, straight from the “Apple Pie in the Sky” conference, CEO Tim Cook literally said, “We’re charging premium prices because... well, just because.” Yeah, Tim, that's a solid strategy 😒. Meanwhile, your bank account is crying louder than my cat during a thunderstorm. 🐱🌩️ Expect prices so high they make Elon Musk’s rocket launches look like toddler toys 🚀. Apple’s basically saying “unsolicited stonks” and the entire world’s response is an eternal “This is fine” meme, sipping coffee as our dollars disappear ✌️☕ And let’s not forget the new AR features where your phone will remind you just how broke you are as you scroll through the impossibly luxurious lifestyle influencers pretend to have 🤖💯. My hot take? Apple will drop the iPhone 18 in a month, and you know what? Your poor wallet will still say “take my money” like a sad puppy! 🐶💔 Share this chaos and remember, the iPhone is just a glass rectangle with a top-tier gaming career! 😤💥📱