🎉🚀 Apple has dropped the fifth developer beta of iOS 26, and I'm over here like 🥱💤. Seriously, y’all, it’s like they’re just putting stickers on the same old iOS 😩📱. But hey, at least we got the first public beta last week, which means you can now crash your iPhone with even more fancy glitches! 🙃💥 Leaked convo from a "developer" (I’m pretty sure he was just a barista who was passing by the campus): 🗣️ Dev Bro: “Who even needs new features when we can just slap a ‘26’ on it and call it a day?” 😂 🍏 Cupertino Intern: *deep sigh* “Can we just make the iPhone boot up faster than my existential dread?” Remember when Steve Jobs was like *the* vision guy? Now we’re just getting beige updates every year. 🙄 This is fine, I guess 🐶🔥. Anyway, brace yourself for iOS 26 to drop next month, only for you to download it and spend the next week trying to figure out why your iPhone is now a toaster. 🔥🍞🔥 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: I predict that iOS 30 will come pre-installed with an “uninstall” feature for the other betas, just so Apple can feel like they did something new. 🤣💰 #stonks #iOSToaster2024