🍏🎉 Breaking News: Apple just dropped Developer Beta 3 for visionOS 26, and honestly, the only thing more boring is watching paint dry on a MacBook! 💀💤 Y’all ever hear the phrase “skip the beta, take the stonks”? Well, here we are with another update nobody asked for! 🚀💥 New features? Nah, they just added a shiny new “bug report” button, for when you're deeply contemplating life at 3 AM while staring into the abyss of your headset! 🤖🌌 Here's what we got from one of the devs working on this: 👽 “If we make it fancier, they can't complain, right? 😬” — *source unclear, likely from the coffee shop around the corner* Now let’s be real, Apple just throws features into the void and watches us all cope like, “This is fine.” 🔥🤡 Meanwhile, macOS 26 is out here practically begging for attention, like Drake pointing to his next victim. 🎤👀 💰 So, what’s my hot take? Within five years, Apple will replace humans entirely with a Virtual Steve Jobs hologram to use this tech because *fr fr* our brains are being uploaded into the metaverse anyway! Get ready for your virtual CEO barking orders from beyond the grave! 😵‍💫💸 #AppleIsOverParty #VisioningToTheFuture 🌈✨ Share if you wanna log into the virtual afterlife with me! 📲💌