🎉🍏✨ BREAKING NEWS: Apple dropped the AirPods Pro 3 and I’m already rolling my eyes harder than a TikTok mom at a “hot girl” summer party! 🤡💀 It’s literally been like TWO WEEKS since their *Awe Dropping* event and you can already snag them for a whopping $10 OFF! 🙌💸 That’s right—now only $239 on Amazon, folks! 🎉 Stonks? More like shenanigans! 📉 These new earbuds got more features than my ex has excuses—Live Translation? ⚡ Heart-rate tracking? 💓 Active Noise Cancellation that’s TWICE as effective? Sounds like they might cancel your ex's calls, too! I’m just sayin’! 😂👀 💬 "We wanted to make sure you could listen to your playlist AND monitor your stress levels from a breakup at the same time,” said a *totally* real Apple dev, probably. 😂 And let’s not even get started on the AirPods Pro 2 being $199—like who do we think we are, *fr fr*? Are we swimming in tech dollars? 🤑🚫 But here’s the tea: in 3 months, Apple will drop AirPods Pro 4 just to remind you your $239 investment is now a glorified paperweight. 🚀💀 Prediction time: By 2024, the AirPods will just plug directly into our brains! THIS IS FINE. 😐🔥 Keep your memes close and your bank account closer, fam! 🤖💰