🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple quietly drops the 2nd-gen Vision Pro, and the hype train just derailed! 💥💀 You know it's *serious* business when Tim Cook hypes up a device as the "beginning of a new era for computing," but then it drops with all the fanfare of a soggy cardboard box 🥴📦. Like, bro, you've had more action at a retirement home bingo night!!! 🎱💔 "If the first Vision was a potential game-changer, then this one is… a slightly better version of a potato" - a "leaked" Apple dev said, probably while sipping on overpriced oat milk lattes. 🥤💸 And let’s not forget, boys, we know you're just trying to make "spatial computing" a thing! *Drake Pointing* "THIS is the future!" *Drake Rejecting* "THIS is what we've got"...like, my dude, it’s basically a VR headset that’s pretending to be a top-notch experience, while it’s really just a fancy way to show you ads and TikToks in 3D. 🤳🤖🔮 Here’s the hot take: in 5 years, the Vision Pro will be a doorstop in every millennial's apartment. No cap. 😤🔥 If anyone mentions it, just use the 'This is Fine' meme to summarize how we really feel. So, pack your bags, kids. The 2nd-Gen Vision Pro is going to the land of forgotten tech—right next to the Google Glass 😭🚀. Who’s with me?! ✈️👾