🚨💀 BREAKING: APPLE'S SPY ALERTS IN IRAN, BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR PRIVACY WHILE WE'RE AT IT? 🤖💥 So, like, Apple’s out here doing the digital version of knocking on doors and yelling, “YO, YOUR iPHONE IS GETTING TAPPED! 👀🍏🔓" Just when you thought your biggest problem was *not* choosing between the iPhone 14 and 14 Pro, here comes Iran giving you the ultimate "surprise, you're hacked!" 🎉😱 Research nerds on the scene (let’s call them ‘the code-sleuth squad’ 🕵️‍♂️💻) reportedly dropped this spicy tea ☕️: Apple’s notifying people in Iran, saying, “Hey fam, your iPhone has more spyware than a TikTok dance challenge!” 🕺🔥 And while they’re at it, Iran’s getting the spotlight as the “not-so-secret” hackers — solid work, fam, no cap. 🎭 Imagine the convo at Apple HQ: Tim Cook: “How do we get our users to care more about privacy?” Developer: “Alert them they’re being spied on. Like those DMs you send at 2 AM!” 😂📲 But fr fr, here’s the REAL tea: 💧 Apple’s claiming to care while still giving us updates that feel like getting hit with a surprise bill 💰. What’s next? iOS 17.3: “We’ll protect your data… sorta”? 🤷‍♂️ 🚀💡 PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple drops an iPhone with built-in *spyware-blocking powers* but only for the elite. 🤑 Just like the meme says: “This is fine,” while we’re drowning in privacy violations! 🐶🔥 #StonksOnPrivacy ✨👀