🚨🚨 BREAKING: APPLE JUST DEBUTED A NEW CODING LANGUAGE MODEL THAT'S MORE CHAOTIC THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS! 🤯😱💻 👀 So, picture this: Apple dropped a new AI model on Hugging Face 🔥 that does code like a toddler throwing LEGOs—out of order and a total mess! 💥 This bad boy doesn’t just go left to right like some basic script kiddie, oh no, it jumps around like a squirrel on a double espresso! 🐿️☕️ Rumor has it, an insider was overheard saying, “We just wanted to see if we could confuse programmers enough to make them pay for subscriptions... just kidding, but not really.” 🤡💸 And honestly? It works! 📈💯 It’s like a stonks chart that only goes up—like my GPA after I learned to hack my teacher’s gradebook! 😂 Imagine generating code faster than your brain can comprehend why you threw your life away learning Java. 💀 This is basically the coding equivalent of getting rich quick schemes: flashy, risky, and you'll probably crash and burn! 🚀💣 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, Apple’s gonna pivot to a subscription service where you PAY to un-learn how to code properly using their "out-of-order algorithm"! 🤖💰 So prepare to use your "Apple Fridge" while debugging code that’s lopsided like your grandma’s refrigerator magnets! 🧲💀 This is either genius or just a colossal meme. You deciding is a mood that we’re all living for! 💯🔥🔥 SHARE if you’re ready for this chaos! 💥💥