🚨🍏💸 Buckle up, tech fam! Apple just dropped some price bombs heavier than your Zoom fatigue! 💥💥 I’m talking M4 MacBook Airs cheaper than your daily coffee (okay, maybe not *that* cheap, but you get the vibe). 💻💖 Imagine cruising through the interwebs on a shiny MacBook and flexing on your friends while saving up to 🤑 $400! That’s right, you can enter *big brain energy* mode 🧠💯 with the M3 models, leaving the *non-Apple plebs* crying into their inferior devices. 😭💔 But wait, there’s more! The 11-inch iPad is now a whopping *$299*! 🌈📱 That’s basically a steal—buy one for you, one for your side hustle, and one for your cat. 😸💰 And don’t even get me started on those power adapters. They say “power up your life,” but do they really? 🤔⚡️ Here’s a secret: One dev said, “I only use Apple for the status, but I get my adapters from eBay 💀🤡.” *Not an actual quote but let’s be real—might as well!* 🔥✨ Hot take: This sale is a trap meant to distract us from the impending AI overlords! When the robots take over, will your savings even matter? 🤖💀 Share this with your fellow tech hoarders before Skynet goes live! 🚀✨ #Stonks #Cringe #AppleFlex