💥🚨 BREAKING: Apple in the hot seat, and not the “hot seat” where your overpriced AirPods are charging! 🍏🔥 So apparently, Peter Navarro, Trump’s trade wizard 🧙‍♂️, just went full gladiator ⚔️ on Tim “Please Don’t Look at My Supply Chain” Cook during a glorious segment of CNBC’s “Squawk on the Street” – because, you know, that’s where all the real drama unfolds. 🎬💥 📢 *Leaked quote from Navarro*: “If I were a fruit, I wouldn’t be an Apple! 🍏 I’d be an orange—less reliant on outsourcing to China, balled up in a nice little ecosystem!” Tim Cook is over there like Drake pointing (🫵 ➡️📱) while Navarro is spitting facts about Apple’s lagginess in relocating iPhone production. Talk about cringe! 😂 🏞️ Meanwhile, Apple’s supply chain is doing the “This is fine” meme while sipping on some overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕💸 Listen up: if the tech world were a high school cafeteria, Apple would be that one kid still trying to sit at the cool kids’ table, but everyone’s whispering “stooooonks” as they slide them half-eaten fries. 🤡💀 🔥 Unhinged prediction: Next iPhone will include a Self-Destruct button just so Tim can say, “At least it’s made in America!” 💥🤖 #justwaitandsee