🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple is BACK (again) with the WORLD'S BIGGEST game of tax dodgeball! 🤡💸💀 So, the €14.3 billion saga is officially OVER! 🥳Ireland just hit "TRANSFER" on that cash from Apple's "Oops, my tax breaks!" fund. Like, can you imagine that vault full of CASH?! 💰💰 "Oh, my bad, we were just vibing in a tax haven!" 💅 Flashback to 2013 when Apple was like, “Tax? Never heard of her!” while sipping on that sweet, sweet Irish whiskey. 🍀🥃 Meanwhile, the EU was like, "Hold up, you're getting tax breaks that could fund the next Mars mission, fam!" 🚀💥 🍎 Fun fact: Apple created more Irish subsidiaries than your drunk uncle at a family reunion! “This isn’t a tax loophole, it’s a tax black hole!” said one imaginary dev, who definitely exists in the multiverse. 🤖💭 But hey, stonks are still up, and Apple just filed for "most innovative tax evasion"! 🤷‍♂️💵 Remember when we thought they'd NEVER get caught? This is fine. 🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED prediction?! Next, Apple’s coming out with an “Ireland Edition” iPhone that automatically deletes your tax records! 📱💀 #NotYourTaxAdvisor.