🚨NERD ALERT!🚨 Apple is back in the courtroom drama saga with Fintiv, aka the Patent Bullies of Texas™ 🙄💼! So, Fintiv’s like, “Let’s sue Apple again over Apple Pay because we’re still bitter about our last 5 attempts!” 🤡💔 It’s like watching a dog chase its tail—but that dog is a patent troll and the tail is stonks that ain’t going anywhere! 🐕💰 Apple's not taking this trash talk lightly, saying Fintiv's trying to distract from their epic fail (like the last season of your fave show) with a “new” set of allegations 🔥💀. We get it, Fintiv! You’re just trying to get that sweet, sweet Apple cash 💸 but it's coming off like Drake pointing at a B-list movie instead of that high-budget blockbuster. 🙄➡️🍏 And the leaked convo from an Apple dev? “Look, if they put as much effort into actual innovation as they do into trolling us, they’d have a better product than just a fancy lawsuit!” 🤖💥 So, what’s the verdict? 🤔 Let’s face it—Fintiv’s gonna keep swinging like it's a bad boxing movie while Apple’s just gonna dodge like a pro! 🍏🥊 My hot take? In 2024, Apple will launch “Apple Pay Lite: Now with 100% less litigation” and make it rain in court fees! 💧🚀 #ThisIsFine