🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE SLIPS THROUGH ANTITRUST LIKE IT’S SLIPPING INTO YOUR DMs* 🚨🤡 Hold up! The European Commission just dropped a bombshell and guess who’s sipping that sweet, sweet iced coffee on the sidelines? 🍹 Yep, it’s your fave fruit company, Apple! 🍏💅 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Corning's glass deals were under EU's magnifying glass 🔍, but Apple was like, "No thanks, fam, I’ll just chill over here while you roast each other like marshmallows!" 🔥🔥 Imagine Tim Cook just sitting back, feet on the desk, saying, “Antitrust? More like anti-fun.” 🤣💀 “I told Corning to hit me up when they’re ready to cut me in.” 🍀 But fr fr, why's Apple flexing on Corning? 🤔 Because they KNOW they’re about to drop the next *iGlass* that ONLY breaks when you *DEFENESTRATE* it! 🚀💰💸 (Or didn’t you hear? 🤖) Meanwhile, everyone else is like “this is fine” as they scramble to keep up with Apple’s glass privileges. Based. 🧠🌌 The ultimate prediction? *Apple will eventually reveal the first all-glass iPhone, and we’ll ALL be like, “Why didn’t we see this coming?”* It’s an iTrap! 🚀🤖💸 Share this chaos or your phone might turn into a brick! 📱💥 #NotYourAverageApple 🍏🙅‍♂️