🎉💥 Y’all ever heard of Perplexity? 🤔 Nah, me neither until it was like, “Hey Apple, wanna throw some cash our way?” 🍏💸 But hold up, Apple was like, "Nah fam, we're good." 😂 I mean, if you were Apple, would you spend stacks on a company that’s got a reputation for crawling over the web like a raccoon on a scavenger hunt? 🦝💀 So here’s the tea ☕: Perplexity be out here vibing like it’s 2016, dodging anti-scraping measures like it’s playing dodgeball in middle school 🔫🤦‍♂️. They’ve been accused of scraping websites harder than your grandma’s fruitcake recipe 🥴. And according to a *totally legit* source who definitely isn’t a guy in my basement, “We didn’t mean to scrape, it just happened. It’s like accidentally liking an old post on IG.” 😂💔 Like, can you imagine Tim Cook shaking his head like Drake rejecting a no-carb diet? 🤷‍♂️🚫🍞 This is fine, but also *not fine* when every other company is beefing up their anti-scraping defenses like they’re bulking for the summer. 💪🌊 So here’s my wild prediction: In 2025, Perplexity will just become an NFT gallery where you can buy digital raccoons for your virtual collection. 🦝💾 Crypto stonks go brrrr! 📈💀🤯🔥 Share this chaos, fam! 🚀✨