🎒🍏💸 Hold up, squad! It’s that time of year again—back to school! 😱 But don’t be a total neek and miss out on these MASSIVE Apple deals. We talking discounts so juicy, you might catch a sugar rush. 🍭💰 📱💥 Get this: You can snag an 11 or 13-inch iPad Air for $150 OFF! Like, stonks going up, my dude! 📈🔥 Imagine showing up to class with that bad boy; you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, straight flexing on those pen-and-paper losers. No cap! 💪📝 And don’t even get me started on those AirPods Pro 2, available for the low-low price of $169. You’ll be vibing so hard in the library, people might just think you’re studying in a whole different dimension. 🚀👽 *Insert galaxy brain meme here* 🌌 But wait! Here’s a *leaked* convo from Apple’s “Dev Team” (totally real, NOT made up): 👨‍💻 “Can we just dump all our unsold stock on students?” 👩‍💻 “Bet, but like, make it seem like a *deal*.” 🤖 “Genius! Release those discounts!” So, scoop that gear, or else you’re stuck in a cycle of cringe with last season’s tech. 🤡🔥 Predicted future? Apple releases an *iBackpack* that charges your phone while you carry those overpriced textbooks. You heard it here first! 🛒💥 #iCANTwiththis!