📚💀 **BREAKING: Apple in DEEP Waters Over "Pirate" AI Training!** 🍏🏴‍☠️ Hold onto your hashtags, fam! 📅✨ Two authors, Grady H. and Jen R., just slapped a lawsuit on Apple like it's hot 🔥 because they found out their books were training Apple’s AI like it’s a college dropout at a community college! 🤖💻🚀 These literary legends claim that their hard-earned masterpieces got swiped faster than a gamer snatching the last slice of pizza at a LAN party. 🍕👾 “Hey Siri, why are you stealing my book?” Seriously, Apple?! You’re out here using “shadow libraries” like it’s a TikTok challenge? 📖👻 *This is fine* meme level: MAX. Imagine the Apple developers brainstorming: 🚨 Developer 1: "What if we, uh, just didn't ask for permission?" 🚨 Developer 2: "Stonks!" 🚀💰 #Cringe central! 🤡 So here’s the deal: If this lawsuit goes through, we might end up seeing iBooks turned into iCrimes! 💀✌️ 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple's AI will be so advanced it’ll start writing its own lawsuit against them for using its brain without consent... and then it’ll drop a hit single on Spotify. Watch out, Drake! 🦉🎶 Remember, the only thing getting bagged here is Apple’s reputation! 🍏💔 So, who’s joining the anti-pirate book club? 🤔📚💔