🍏🚨 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! Apple’s back in the courtroom smoothie again for allegedly sipping on that *conflict mineral juice* from the good ol' Congo and Rwanda! Ya boy Tim Cook might need to hit up his lawyers harder than he hits up those overpriced iPhone prices! 💸💀 Now, before you hit 'add to cart' on the latest iPhone, let’s unpack this mess. International Rights Advocates (IRAdvocates) is dragging Apple like it's a TikTok dance challenge, claiming they’re getting rich while warlords are doing *God knows what* in the Congo. 🌍🤡 🦅 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "Mfs want us to only use ethically sourced minerals like we’re making artisanal, gluten-free iPhones in the forest. Like, bro, I need that ‘stability’ for my system updates.” 😂💻 Drake is giving us the ultimate “Hotline Bling” finger point to Apple on this one—*conflict minerals ain’t it, chief.* 🔥😬 So what’s the hot take? If Apple drops a *conflict-free* iPhone, it'll be just as pricey—think $3,000 for an eco-friendly unicorn model. Stonks 📈 going to the moon! Or maybe 🙃, they’ll just slap a new color on that same ol’ iPhone and call it the *iPain.* 🚀 Stay woke, folks, this tech jungle is a wild ride! 💥👀