🚗💨 OH BOY, HOUSTON, WE HAVE A CAR WAR! 🔥💥 Get ready to put on your seatbelts, because it’s time to pit Apple CarPlay Ultra against Google Built-In—and trust me, things are about to get spicy! 🌮✨ So, there I was, ghost-riding my $250k Aston Martin DBX along the LA coast because fancy cars and tacos make life 10x better—no cap. I asked Siri to find me the nearest taco joint (because *priorities* 💰), but then I pulled a move that screams “I’m a tech savant” 🧠💥: I told Siri to blast that AC until it was colder than my ex’s heart! 🥶🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Google’s over there like, “I can do that too, fam 😎” with its Built-In shenanigans. But we all know it’s just a glorified Waze with extra steps. 🤡 🔍 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we thought about making Siri a taco-summoning feature, but that felt too based.” 🌌 Look, unless your car can roll up to the taco truck with Siri serving you in a taco costume, it’s all just *meh*. 💁‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Apple will be offering a literal taco truck subscription for your car. Get ready for Taco-Pay! It’s gonna be *lit*! 🚀🌮💀✨