🚨🎉 BREAKING: Apple Card has just leveled up with Hertz! 🚗💳 Along with your overpriced iPhone payments, you can now score a whopping 3% Daily Cash back on car rentals! 💸💸 Talk about flexing on your friends by renting a car you can’t afford! We out here living our best life while barely paying off our student loans. 😂📚 But wait, it gets juicier! In addition to the “who cares” cashback rate, you’ll get lower rental rates and FREE emergency services! Like, WOW, thanks Apple! Just what I needed: someone to bail me out when I inevitably crash that sweet rental car into a wall. 👀💀 “I’m just here collecting Daily Cash to fund my next avocado toast,” said our imaginary developer, Dave, who is definitely not sitting in a dark room coding while seething about rent prices. 🍞🥑 In this economy, if they throw in a free iPhone with every rental, and I mean FREE, then we might just be talking…. STONKS! 📈💥 Hot take: With the way things are going, we’re just ONE huge Apple announcement away from them offering Daily Cash for washing your dishes. 🍽️ Can't wait for that 3% cash back on my "adulting"! 🤡🚀 Share this and let your friends cope with their non-Apple lifestyles!