🚨🚨🐸🚀 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple just dropped a promo hotter than your second cup of coffee! 💰🔥 They’re throwing BACK 5% like it's 1999 at select gas stations and EV charging spots, and honestly? It's giving major “I'm gonna live my best life on a budget” vibes. 🤑💳 You heard it here first, folks! While you're out here making road trip memories, Apple wants you to drive with extra cash in your pocket. 💸😏 Just imagine rolling up to ExMo, and every time you fill up, it's like *cue meme sound*: "Stonks!" (but like, for your car, not the stock market). 📈💀 “Leaked” developer convo goes like this: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "So how do we get people excited about pumping gas??" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Make it rain cashback, my dude!" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Ayo, that's based!" 🚀 But let’s keep it real—who else is cringing at the fact that this promo is just a way to get you to buy overpriced gas? This is fine. 🔥👀 Prediction time: Soon, they’ll be giving away free iPads with every 50 gallons filled up. Mark my words. 🚗✨💥 We’re officially in the era of “Apple Card or Die.” Get your gas and fears of financial ruin all in one go—#AppleLife 💔🥵