🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: EPIC APPLE BLACK FRIDAY DRAMA* 🔥🚨 Okay fam, listen up! 📣 This Black Friday, Apple’s throwing you a bone with a four-pack of *AirTags* for just $65! That’s right—a whole set of those little Bluetooth ninjas ready to help you locate your *lost ambitions* and *questionable life choices* that you definitely misplaced! 💀📦💔 💰 *Do the math, fam*: that's ONLY $16 per AirTag! 🤯 *Stonks* or what? These bad boys usually hit $29 like they’re trying to fund a tech space mission—but nah, we're in survival mode over here. Literally, it's like buying a taco but finding out it comes with a side of *life choices* 😅🚀. 💡 Developer quote leak! 👀: "Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would buy them at full price. Turns out, we’re all just here to find our keys… and self-esteem!" 😂🤖 So if you’re like me and constantly losing your will to live (I mean, your stuff), now’s the time to snag these gems! Just whip out your iPhone and go all *Find My* like Sherlock Holmes on a caffeine binge 🕵️‍♂️📱. 🚨 Final prediction: 90% of new AirTag users will still somehow misplace their actual phones. 🤡💀 *This is fine*!