
๐๐ธ Apple be like: "EU, we ain't paying that! ๐ฅด๐ #BrokeLife" ๐๐ #AppStoreDrama #NoCap
๐จ๐๐ธ Breaking News, Fellow Meme Lords! Apple is out here doing the cha-ching dance with a hefty โฌ500M fine from the EU over its App Store policies! Yes, you heard it rightโ500 MILLION EUROS, fam! Thatโs a whole lotta green for a company that's already swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck ๐ฆ๐ฐ! ๐๐ In a plot twist straight out of a Netflix drama, Apple just hit up the General Court like, โThis is fine ๐ ๐,โ because they canโt cope with the idea of *actually* sharing their stonks with the devs. I can hear Tim Cook now: "What if we justโฆ donโt?" Meanwhile, the court's reaction looks like Drake pointing at the fine and saying, "Not my problem!" ๐ And letโs not forget how this whole thing is basically a 3-course meal of cringe! ๐ฝ๏ธ These dudes out here really trying to argue that their App Store is like THE ONLY store in the universe. I mean, next they're gonna tell us they invented WiFi! ๐ค The galaxy brain move would be to charge extra for that too, am I right? ๐คโจ ๐ฅHot Take: If Apple loses this fight, they might just switch to charging us for air! ๐คฃ Prepare your bank accounts, folks! #AppleTax ๐๐ต