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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ธ Apple be like: "EU, we ain't paying that! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€ #BrokeLife" ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘€ #AppStoreDrama #NoCap
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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ธ Apple be like: "EU, we ain't paying that! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€ #BrokeLife" ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘€ #AppStoreDrama #NoCap

July 08, 2025
29 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ธ Breaking News, Fellow Meme Lords! Apple is out here doing the cha-ching dance with a hefty โ‚ฌ500M fine from the EU over its App Store policies! Yes, you heard it rightโ€”500 MILLION EUROS, fam! Thatโ€™s a whole lotta green for a company that's already swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ! ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ“‰ In a plot twist straight out of a Netflix drama, Apple just hit up the General Court like, โ€œThis is fine ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒˆ,โ€ because they canโ€™t cope with the idea of *actually* sharing their stonks with the devs. I can hear Tim Cook now: "What if we justโ€ฆ donโ€™t?" Meanwhile, the court's reaction looks like Drake pointing at the fine and saying, "Not my problem!" ๐Ÿ™ƒ And letโ€™s not forget how this whole thing is basically a 3-course meal of cringe! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ These dudes out here really trying to argue that their App Store is like THE ONLY store in the universe. I mean, next they're gonna tell us they invented WiFi! ๐Ÿ˜ค The galaxy brain move would be to charge extra for that too, am I right? ๐Ÿค–โœจ ๐Ÿ”ฅHot Take: If Apple loses this fight, they might just switch to charging us for air! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare your bank accounts, folks! #AppleTax ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ต

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#Apple#EU#App Store#Digital Markets Act#fine
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