🌟🍏🚨 DEAL ALERT: The Apple Watch Series 10 is basically giving itself away! Who knew a wrist accessory could make you feel like a royal? 👑💰 We're talking up to $150 OFF, fam! If you ain't strapping this on your wrist, are you even living? 🧐💀 Meanwhile, the M4 Pro MacBook Pro is getting roasted for being $299 OFF! 💻🔥 Like, what are you waiting for—the world to end? *wink wink* (hint: it's coming). 💀 And the iPad Air? Well, it’s still on sale, but we gotta ask if your iPad even qualifies as a "flex" anymore. 😒✨ Bro, M3? YAWN. I'm about to start an iPad Air support group for the lonely! Fake leaked quote from an Apple intern: "Honestly, when we saw the price drops, we figured we could just make money raining down on users instead of building new features. #stonks." 💸🚀 So, here’s a hot take: In 2024, Apple products will just be virtual assets you buy with your soul. 🤖👻 At this rate, the only place they’ll be making gains is in the Twilight Zone! Share this chaos with your squad. Let’s get these deals trending! 🤡🔥 #AppleOrBust