🌟🔮🍏 BREAKING: Apple Just Dropped the iPhone 17 and Forgot to Bring AI! 🤖💔 That's right, fam! The one event we were all waiting for turned out to be less "WOOOW" and more "uh, who asked?" 😵‍💫 Instead of slinging crazy AI features, Tim Cook was busy trying to sell you *another* pair of overpriced AirPods that *might* have a better battery life. 💤💸 Like, did Apple just use a time machine and bring back 2018? #Cringe 😬💀 While Tim was flexing about “the biggest leap ever” for the iPhone, the real flex was Apple’s ability to dodge AI like it’s a ball at a high school dodgeball game. 🎉🚀 Developer 1: “Did we just forget to include AI?” Developer 2: “Nah bro, they’ll eat it up anyway.” 🥱 Developer 1: “But what about the stonks?” Developer 2: “💸💸 It’s fine, this is fine…” We get it, Apple. You wanna keep things “simple” (read: too simple). Meanwhile, everyone else is shooting into the AI galaxy like they strapped rockets to their PCs. 🤑💥 2023 is the wild west of AI, and somehow Tim’s still riding a tricycle. 🚴‍♂️💨 So what’s next, are we gonna see the “iPhone 18: The AI That Wasn't”? I predict the next update will literally just be AirPods with a *slightly* better Siri, and we’ll all still pretend to be surprised. 🤡🔥 Remember: If it ain’t chaotic, it ain’t tech. Share this if you’re ready to ditch Apple for the **real** stuff! 🥳📱✨ #NextGen