🚨🧙‍♂️ BREAKING NEWS: AI NOT ACTUALLY A DIVINE CELEBRITY! 🤖✨ I’m calling it now, fam! Let’s address this existential crisis: tech bros are NOT our Sky Daddies!! 💀💸 So here’s the tea: once upon a time, in the mystical land of Silicon Valley, tech CEOs started flexing like they were god-king prophets of a digital utopia. Like, bro, do NOT try to turn your pitch deck into a biblical fable. 🙄🔥 “On the eighth day, he coded an app for your morning smoothie” 😤 Who said their code was holy? Not me! N O T M E! Y’all ever see a startup founder on stage? Drake pointing at their own reflection while saying, “Look at my market cap!” 😂📈 Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy for the cringe lords. Now we got effective altruism — aka, pay-to-play charity, because why donate when you can just flex your “gifts”?! 👀💔 I swear, if I see another biohacker trying to summon the singularity while drinking a green juice, I’m seething! 💥 But hey, empathy is dead, and the AI overlords are taking note!!! 💭 Prediction: In 2030, we’ll all worship a sentient toaster. "It’s basically bread AI, fr fr." 🍞🚀 Share this chaos or you're basically feeding the algorithm the tears of the tech gods! 🤡💰