🚨🎶 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH: AirPods Pro 2 are SIMPING HARD for your wallet! 🔥💸 Alright fam, gather ‘round! 📢 As of July 14, the AirPods Pro 2 are throwing a *huge* discount party on Amazon – we’re talking $149 instead of the usual "$249, plz diagnose my empty bank account" price. 🤡💀 But like, how long is this price going to last? 🤔 No cap, it’s like watching a live countdown to the apocalypse. Remember the meme where Drake is like "nah" to overpriced tech? Yeah, that’s us with the original price. BUT THIS? This is a stroke of genius, my dudes! 💯🤖 “If I had a time machine, I’d go back and buy these,” says fictional dev Steve, while he *actually* just bought a new T-shirt instead. 🔥💥 Don’t sleep on this, unless you enjoy being broke. This is fine because these pods are CLEARLY about to end up on the 'epic fails of tech' list. Stonks are through the roof! 📈✨ So, here’s the real question: will Apple pull a fast one and jack the price back up during the next lunar eclipse? 👀 Let’s be real, I predict in 2 weeks we’ll see “limited edition” AirPods Pro 3 that have new colors and a slightly different logo just to trick us into buying them again. Buckle up, stonks bros! 🚀🍏🔥