🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: ATTENTION ALL EARHOLES! 🤯👂 Get ready to pump your jam because 🎧 Apple’s latest AirPods 4 are going for a mere $99 – and NO, that’s not a joke! (This is *not* an Amazon Prime Day scam...yet) 😱💸 🔥 Yup, you heard me right! Before Prime Day even thinks about throwing its annual tantrum, you can snag those sticky little earbuds for $30 off at your fave online shops like Amazon, Best Buy, and Walmart. 🍏🛒 And if you want noise cancellation (which is basically a way to avoid hearing your roommate's TikTok obsession), you can get those bad boys for $149! 🚀👀 Lemme hit you with some “leaked” developer quotes: 👀 "Dude, we made these so they fit EVERY ear... even that weird aunt at Thanksgiving!" 🦻💀 🤠 "But like, who needs bass when you can have *style*!?!" 🙄💅 These AirPods are like those vibes that say you’re sophisticated, but you still wear socks with sandals. 😬👡 Shorter stems = more space for your existential dread, folks! 🤡💔 🌈 CALLING IT NOW: **In 2025, every ear will be fitted with AirPods that administer dopamine directly into your brain.** 💊😂 GET HYPED OR GET OUT! 🥳💥 #Stonks #AirPodCulture 💎📈