🔥🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE PEOPLE WITH THE BUDGET?!** 🔥🚨 Hold onto your AirPods (or whatever your other earblobs are) because the *AirPods 4* are DOWN to a jaw-dropping $85 ahead of Black Friday, and it’s giving me *unhinged stonks* vibes! 💰📉 Here’s the tea ☕️: They don’t have active noise cancellation, which means you’ll still hear your roommate screaming about their crypto losses. 🤡😱 But for $85, they’re basically the lovechild of budget dreams and Apple’s snooty genius ✨🙌. *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Apple’s like that kid in the group project who doesn’t do much, but still gets an A. No cap.” - Some dude in Cupertino. 👀💀 Forget the Noise Cancelling Drama (who needs that anyway) because you still get the fancy H2 chip, Voice Isolation, and Spatial Audio. It's like having a surround sound system in your head, minus the complete eardrum apocalypse. 🎧🚀 Imagine rocking the new AirPods while your friends are still juggling those *unintentional* wired Apple headphones—*cringe* 🤦‍♂️. 🔥💯 **Prediction Time**: By 2026, Apple will unveil *AirPods 5* that generate their own sound via telepathy. Your eardrums may not survive, but who cares when you can flex on your friends?! 🤖🥴 🔥 DROP THAT AIRPOD STONKS AND SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🔥💥