🚨🔥 ALERT: Apple is cookin’ up some major AI spice in the hot kitchen of Cupertino! 🔥🚨 So, gather ‘round fam! It’s your favorite tech gossip column, and today we’re serving some juicy bits about Apple’s creeping AI ambitions and a whiff of nostalgia as Apple Music hits a decade of streaming like a boss! 🤖🎶 🔍 Rumor has it (cue the 🌪️ “Are you *really* my dad?” meme) that Apple plans to drop an AI so smart, your smartphone might start charging YOU rent!💰💀 “Hey Siri, can you do my taxes?” *Siri becomes a CPA and decides it’s time to cut you off from your finances* 🤯. And speaking of ancient relics, Apple Music is hitting its 10-year mark! 🎉📅 Remember when “music piracy” was a thing? Well, Apple was like, “Naaah, let’s just charge people monthly instead!” Classic move, team! ⚡️🤑 Sponsored by Bitwarden Password Manager: *Because remembering your 238 passwords is so last year. 🤡 Pro tip: It’s like a vault for your brain’s cringe!* But for real, if Apple’s AI starts writing your Tinder bio, we might just end up in a *this is fine* meme situation 🔥😅. Unhinged Prediction: By 2026, your fridge will have more personality than you, and you'll be begging it to swipe right on new recipes while it judges your snack choices. 😱🚀 #AppleIsWatchingYou