🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS: R.I.P. to Robby Walker's Career at Apple! 🍏🚨 💔 So, apparently, one of Apple's top AI Einsteins 🧠💡 is bouncing faster than an iPhone on a concrete floor! Robby Walker, the dude who was supposed to make Siri smart enough to order pizza without getting your address wrong, is peacing out next month. Why? No official reason yet, but I have a feeling it has something to do with "getting tired of Siri calling him 'the dude in the blue hoodie'." 🤡💀 📝 Sources (aka my conspiracy-loving friends) say Robby might be joining the Meta squad – you know, the same company that thinks making a virtual reality charcuterie board is the peak of tech innovation. Good luck, Robby! Hope you enjoy all the cringe face filters there! 👀🔥 Meanwhile, Apple’s losing AI talent faster than TikTok trends change – and let's be real, it’s like watching a never-ending episode of “This is Fine” where the flames are Apple stock prices. 📉💰 Just look at this galaxy brain meme 💥: 👨‍💻 Developer Quote: “Robby leaving is like Siri trying to fetch answers without Wi-Fi. Just a disaster waiting to happen!” 🤖 🔥 Hot take alert: At this rate, Apple’s next big move will be to replace Siri with a potato. No cap, it might actually be an upgrade. ✌️🚀 #Stonks Share this mess before it disappears into the void! 🌌💥